RIP

Well, that about does it. Tara the Android, send us off with some of that hot shit.

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In my book, running out of water combined with dying of dehydration is one of the top 2 bad things to happen to someone. The other? Drowning. Luckily, Tom Selleck is only acting like he ran out of water here. He's fucking Tom Selleck, for Christ's sake. He most likely has reserves stored in his stellar mustache.

TOP 5 MOVIES FEATURING WATER

As a loyal follower of this site, you know that we love water. What you may not know is that we love movies. Water + Movies = HOLY SHIT I HAVE AN IDEA FOR AN ARTICLE THAT I CAN SOMEHOW SHOEHORN WATER INTO


5.) The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Okay, I'm going to be honest, I've never actually seen this movie. However, I do know people who know good shit, and those people tell me this is good shit.  Little Know Fact: This movie is actually Ghostbusters 3, as Peter Venkman has quit the 'Busters to sail the world under a fake name because he's become disillusioned with life as a celebrity after walking the motherfucking Statue of Liberty through New York. Now he's on the run from bill collecters and Dan Akroyd, who won't stop calling him about being in Ghostbusters 3.



4.) Titanic

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To welcome our Canadian and Czech friends, here's a vintage bottle of h2o.

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